In a nutshell, tell me about your present life.

a 21 year old girl whose exploring the wonderful world of stripping.

What’s your real name?

Kimaya

NO for real what’s your real name?

Kimaya

Come on tell me

Ok ok, its Shay(which is still not my real name)

Can I give you an apple as a snack?

NO NO NO! I’m allergic to fresh fruits, but if you want to give me a apple pie or apple juice with artificial favours then sure.

Are you dumb Bimbo?

Naw, I’m more of a nerd. I’m surprise I’m doing this instead of playing Skyrim or watching cartoons(Adventure time) or reading/watching manga/anime so you are a lucky man.

So you from the Midwest huh? I heard its just fill of boring conservative Christian who doesn’t lock their doors at night.

Really? You believe that? You are in a strip bar in the Mid West! Also, try keeping your door unlock in the inner city of Chicago. I hope you didnt get attach to that 48 inch HD TV in your living room.

ah man you from the City of Chicago? You most be ghetto or something?

What? That’s such a stupid question that doesn’t deserve an answer. Hello not every Black girl from Chicago is ghetto but I can shake my butt.

Whats the most annoying thing costumers can do at work?

Man there so many but I think when they pull out wads of cash from their pocket expecting that that will convince me to be their girl or meet them outside the club but cant even get one dance or if they won’t tip. *roll eyes*

Do you do extra?

NO and its kinda sadden me that other beautiful girls do. It make us look bad and there guys out there that would pay for just a good dance or company. Trust me I seen them.

Is there one more thing you want to tell me?

Skyrim is better then Assassin creed no matter what anybody says.